illinois jones
"hey, was that you screaming?"
the admin
"i know a fellow adventurer when i see one."
headcanons
"the name's illinois... pleasure to meet me."
boundaries
"oh, and i'm sorry if you fell in love with me. they always do."
the admin
hello! my name is ash and i run the twitter account @cowboyinacave
i am seventeen, i use he/him pronouns, i am asexual homoromantic, and don't worry, i'm just as in love with illinois as you are
my favorite color is purple, my current favorite musical is something rotten, my favorite book is monstrous regiment, and roe v wade should not be overturned. end of discussion.
you can message whichever account, illy's or my own, to chat or hang out
headcanons
◇ illinois is polyamorous. you cannot look at that man and tell me with a straight face that he is not
◇ he is also very much not straight. pansexual perhaps, unlabeled, but not straight
◇ this man is SO TOUCH STARVED omg he hasn't experienced positive physical contact in like months
◇ he has a difficult time keeping his words and actions platonic. he's so used to flirting with people that he forgot how to not
◇ there's a universe in which all of the mark egos are his brothers and a universe in which all of the mark egos are his boyfriends. i haven't decided which universe this twitter account takes place in
◇ his hat is like a security blanket. if lost, he breaks down
◇ he values all of his friendships and past partners, but he loves making new friends
◇ his bag always contains an extra flask of water, a blanket, and a jacket in case anyone needs them
◇ he has/had a great relationship with both of his parents; his father used to take him on adventures when he was little, and his mother would clean them up and treat their wounds when they got back. his father grew too old for the job and illinois took over. whether his parents are alive still is tbd
◇ he's got a soft spot for animals. such beautiful creatures, he'll say, no matter what creature it is. he loves every earthly being until it tries to kill him
boundaries
♤ i do not do smut. no exceptions.
♤ really, nothing 18+. it makes me extremely uncomfortable. if you attempt to initiate anything smutty, i will soft block you.
♤ i don't really care what ships i'm involved in as long as it's legal. Illinois is closer to like 27, so no minors and no humans over the age of 40. other than that, don't really care
♤ i will not interact with triggering topics such as rape, self harm, suicide, eating disorders, pedophilia, anything like that.
♤ i use // this // to indicate when i'm speaking out of character
♤ that's about it. i don't consider myself to be very picky